I’m kidding, you don’t actually get a bunny guys, but you get an instant download of the first single “Know Your Name” when you pre-order the new EP, Bold! It’s very gay and very dancey and I hope you like…
Photo Poem Challenge!
September 1, 2016
Hey my little red pandas, I’m working on my next collection of poetry!! I’m working on a lot of things, really, (the EP, the album, composing classical work, etc.) but I’ve been trying to write a poem a day amidst…
BABES, YOU ALWAYS LOOK THE MOST CUTEST
March 17, 2016
Hey my little green bean sprouts, I peek around on social media every once in awhile, and I am always so impressed with how you guys rock all of your “Mary Lambert” shirts. Whether it’s the “Gender Roles Are Gross”…
I have a TON OF EXCITING UPDATES!!!
January 11, 2016
My dearest, most precious snow angels, It’s January! How was your holiday?! How was your New Years? Did you make a snowperson in your yard then wished them to life and then it became your very best friend?!?!?! Did you…
NEW VIDEO!!!
December 17, 2015
Hey my little tinsel babies. I wrote a new poem-song a couple weeks ago and I thought it might be relevant to anyone that has feelings and/or cries a lot. The holidays can be tough sometimes, and if you’re anything…
I have so many things to tell you!
July 29, 2015
Hey my pretty babes, How are you?? Did you see something cool today like a cloud that was shaped like a rock that was shaped like a shark?! Me too. I have so many things to tell you! Aside from…
So Many Shenanigans My Babes & Gentlebabes!
April 21, 2015
Hello glorious babes and gentlebabes! I am unicorn president of this website, and I feel like it’s been a long time since I waved a hello to you! HELLO! I miss you!!! How are you?? Did you make any new…
Real and Honest Feelings Friday (Sometimes on Sunday) Poetry Extravaganza Not For Little Babies
March 8, 2015
It’s officially Sentimental Sunday, which is a close relative of Feelings Friday, which mostly means ‘hi, I ate excessive amounts of cereal and watched re-runs of “Amazing Race” instead of writing poems for the last two days sorry not sorry’…
THIS WEEK’S PROMPT FOR REAL AND HONEST FEELINGS FRIDAY POETRY EXTRAVAGANZA NOT FOR LITTLE BABIES
February 27, 2015
Hey cutie pies, YAY IT’S FEELINGS FRIDAY!!! I’m drinking tea with honey and apples and the sun is happy and I wonder how all of you are. I hope the day is kind to you and you have warm toes…
FEELINGS FRIDAY!! MARY’S POETRY EXTRAVAGANZA OF FEELINGS NOT FOR LITTLE BABIES!!
February 20, 2015
First off: YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Thank you for all of your wonderful poems last week, little lambies. Here are a few uninvented inventions that I liked: “Perception Optics. We all could use them. Being able to see yourself the way others view…
FEELINGS FRIDAY #2
February 13, 2015
First of all, you guys made me cry and I’m so happy and I had so much fun reading your writing!! I got 200 submissions! SICK! It was so fun picking favorites! Thank you for your bravery and vulnerability. One…
FEELINGS FRIDAY
February 6, 2015
Today is our inaugural weekly FEELINGS FRIDAY where we write about our feelings in poetry and it’s Friday and I love you and your beautiful feelings. My first poetry prompt for you is based on a poem by Tasbeeh Herwees….
I can’t breathe/Make me a paintbrush, lungs
December 4, 2014
I lay in a too-large bed watching the sunset in a hotel high rise,decadent truffle wrappers strewn on the sheetsof the most comfortable bed I have ever laid onNewly purchased clothes haphazardly hurricained around the roomnarrowing my eyesangry about a…
Interview with me and kittens and also I love you.
November 13, 2014
Hey Cuties!!! THINGS HAVE BEEN CRAZIER THAN A SATURDAY AFTERNOON IN 1994 AT DC DISCOVERY ZONE. Tour is so fun and everyone that has been coming to the shows has made me happy cry all over the place. Plus, last night we…
HEART ON MY SLEEVE IS HERE!!! OMGOMGOMG!!!!!
October 14, 2014
My dear friends, Today marks one of the most important days of my whole life, both personally and professionally. After 9 months of pouring my entire being into this project, ‘Heart on My Sleeve’ is finally here for your ears…
Questions of entitlement and quasi-celebritydom
October 4, 2014
Hey pumpkins, A lot of posts have been about promo, which is super important, because I want to tell you what I’ve been up to and how we can connect with each other. Connection is so cool and great and…
Meet My Sexy Ass Band
August 30, 2014
The BAND! My band is the absolute best. My whole team is the absolute best. But I don’t think you know for real real how incredible my band is. They are ridiculously talented, kind, and a complete riot to hang…
We are Killing Each Other and Ourselves
June 6, 2014
[Do note: there are no fun photos of cats or 90’s TV shows in this blog post. It is not because I am not fun. I am a fucking hoot and a half and I can limbo lower than your…
LONDON! And the GRAMMYS! Not Grandmas! But old ladies are cool too!
February 9, 2014
Woah babes. I have so much on my mind. And I haven’t talked to my therapist in a hot minute, so don’t say I didn’t warn you. First things first- I’m in LONDON! This place is so cool. I’ve had…
I want to talk about Body Positivity, OK?
September 6, 2013
I want to preface this blog post by saying I’ve never claimed to be the healthiest person. I’m extremely busy, travel frequently and often too exhausted to hit the gym. Touring is entirely another issue. What do you eat at…
